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Jessie: "I want a tiny chicken for a mount."
Brian: "You'd have to be smaller than tiny. I don't think anything is that small."
Tyler: "You could just get two, one for each foot."
Rick: "Chicken skates!"

Brian: "I'm a go-go dancer that shoots arrows at people."
Rick: "The deadliest kind of go-go dancer."
Tyler: "That's not much of a competition."
Brian: "Shoot somebody with an arrow. 'Tell me to shake my ass again!'"

Jessie: "I'm french-kissing a crocodile statue. Let's do this."

Rick: "Everyone knows that you have to shake halflings upside down in order to get anything out of them."

Rick: "You know what's better than one Nikola? 2 Nikolas."

Brian: "I'm sneaky. Famous last words."

Jessie: "But he's bloodied."
Tyler: "Famous last words, if ever there were any."

Brian: "Time to test out this rope."
Rick: "That'll hide you. Weave a duck blind."

Casey: "If one comes out of my hole, I'll be able to charge him."

Brian: "The real question is, where did the wolf pull the branding iron out of, and how did he hold it?"
Jessie: "He pulls it out of his ass and holds it with his ass."