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Jessie: "One of [the kobolds] had a lab coat on and he was like, 'I've almost cured cancer. Oh wait, adventurers. I'll be back for you leater, cancer!'"
Brian: "Cancer gets an opportunity attack; kills him."
Rick: "Cancer holds an action."

Tyler: "Wait, is it acid damage?"
Rick: "It's crocodile damage."
Tyler: "Acid crocodile damage?"

Tyler: "Call to Harvest on Nikola."
Jessie: "No! I do not want to be a farmer! I changed my mind!"

Rick: "He's insulted, and incompetent."

Tyler: "Don't kill him; he's still got a cool ability!"

Rick: "It's like the fairy tales where the birds are helping the girl get dressed -- the butt locusts are helping out."
Jessie: "They're lifting up her cloak..."

Jessie: "You look trustworthy. Would you like to join my bath party?"

Tyler: "You're both sitting in a bathtub and a halfling head pops out."
Jessie: "'What she said!'"

Tyler: "We're lawyer minions!"
Rick: "Lawyers! Attack!"
Tyler: "I mean, loyal minions!"

Jessie: "That does not even make any sense! Where did you go to, Minion Bob Jones University?"