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Rick: "I could slide you like two. If you don't mind taking damage."
Jessie: "Ow! Ow! At least I don't have to move."

Brian: "Amakria's like a punching bag tonight!"
Jessie: "Tyler likes hitting pregnant women."
Tyler: "Who doesn't!?"
Brian: "It's the national pastime!"

Rick: "Is that how that's done?"
Brian: "It's arcana, bitch!"

Jessie: "Religion check-- is it a chick or a dude? Thirty."
Rick: "What are you praying for?"

Tyler: "This one has a goatee and spiky hair."
Amanda: "Oh, he's evil."
Jessie: "He's a hipster."

Tyler: "I'll tell you everything you want to know, but I'll expect to get something in return, if you know what I mean."
Jessie: "All right, I'll do a little dance for you."

Jessie: "I'm only lawful evil when it suits me, not all the time."

Brian: "Well, they're acrobat boots, but the soles have been cut out."
Jessie: "So they're like hobo boots?"

Jessie: "This guy controlled himself! I like this combat."
Tyler: "He hears you and moves towards you."
Jessie: "What I said was, 'You are very attractive for an ooze! You're actually the 7th most attractive ooze I've ever met!'"

Jessie: "Is the ooze undead? Is he a demon ooze?"