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Jessie: "I'm imagining this whole room to be bright pink. With teddy bears lining the walls."

Tyler: "Well, your heart will be still soon enough."
Brian: "Been there, done that."

Jessie: "Let's religionize this sucker."

Brian: "How's that polytheism working out for you?"

Brian: "Stone of Nudity."

Jessie: "He is Indiana Jones."
Brian: "But this tall."
Jessie: "Half of Indiana Jones."

Jessie: "I fart in your general direction!"
Brian: "No, he farts in a very specific direction."

Tyler: "I just need to remember to put glue on top of the traps!"
Brian: "Halfling strip."
Tyler: "It's just a line of gold."

Jessie: "I only like hugging things that can't possibly be a threat to me."
Tyler: "Like small bears that do seventy damage a round."
Jessie: "It's an instinctive response."
Tyler: "If not given instructions, she just hugs bears."

Jessie: "She subdues his spine."