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Brian: "Well, Frodo is basically a confirmed bachelor. And then he goes off to the land of the 'elves'."

Jessie: "No, we're trying to figure out what our druid looks like."

Jessie: "Out of nowhere, a disembodied hiss."

Tyler: "He goes for your neck and you go, 'Nuh-uh!'"
Brian: "Buy me dinner first!"
Jessie: "Put a ring on it!"

Jessie: "I guess I'll hit that idiot in front of me."
Tyler: "You'll hit that?"
Jessie: "When you've been on the road for a long time..."

Tyler: "Critical."
Jessie: "Second chance!"
Brian: "Quick! Cut your legs off!"
Jessie: "I'm totally a halfling!"

Rick: "I survived this town's lousy criminal justice system and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
Jessie: "And vampirism."

Casey, singing: "Boulders are falling on my head..."

Amanda: "I'm not helping the paladin."

Amanda: "You're going to ride her? I guess they are going to mate."
Brian: "No, it's a drider!"