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Tyler: "I don't need a fate point to kill his character."

Jessie: "Your mother was an orc! And your father smelt of... orc!"
Tyler: "You would know!"
Jessie: "Yeah, because I'm your... something... I'm your father! Because I slept with your mother!"

Rick: "We didn't get to level 13 without learning anything."

Brian: "I missed on a 33."
Tyler: "No you didn't."
Jessie: "I'm like Sherlock motherfucking Holmes over here! Figuring this shit out!"

Tyler: "The light goes out."
Brian: "Well, the sunrod should still be going."
Tyler: "The light goes out."
Casey: "He takes the sunrod and eats it."
Tyler: "Pretty much."
Rick: "Or shoves it in your corpse somewhere."

Brian: "Oh, can I play a skeleton?!"

Jessie: "You stare into the abyss, the abyss farts locusts back at you."
Rick: "That's not an eye."

Rick: "Uh, do I want the crocodile?"
Tyler: "How often do you hear that sentence?"

Jessie: "He's Jesus."
Tyler: "Jesus doesn't take opportunity attacks."
Jessie: "It's true, if you read the Bible."

Jessie: "I do not like paladin on my pizza."
Rick: "Too much righteousness."
Brian: "Gives me heartburn."