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Rick: "The problem is he's always targeting reflex, which I'm good at."
Tyler: "37."
Rick: "What was I saying?"
Tyler: "You were saying, 'Aah! I'm on fire!'"

Tyler: "I hear the faint sound of fail."

Amanda: "Do we know if he's fire resistant?"
Tyler: "He is not. He is made of mud."
Rick: "You can fire him and turn him into a cup."

Amanda: "This couch is very comfortable. You're going to be spending a lot of time sleeping here."
Brian: "I don't think so. I'm bigger."

Casey: "Ice cream truck."
Brian: "I don't think they sell ice cream."
Casey: "What do they sell?"
Brian: "Meth."
Tyler: "Shotguns."

Rick: "Certified used modrons!"

Rick: "Who is the prettiest in all the land?"

Tyler: "The temperature drops a few degrees and... we'll have to wait until next time."

Brian: "If you add water to holy water residue, do you get holy water? Is it like Kool-aid mix?"
Tyler: "I imagine it would depend on the god. Some would think it was awesome."
Rick: "And would burst through the wall. 'Oh yeah!'"

Tyler: "There are lots of ghosts, but most of them are too busy whining and... whining."
Rick: "I want to go to the park..."