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Brian: "i'm gonna report you guys to the Halfling Protection Agency."

Brian: "Ruckus plus twelve."

Rick: "Why do you think they teleport everywhere? Because they can't fit through doors."

Rick: "I guess if you do something it's not really framing."
Jessie: "How dare you accuse me of doing something I actually did!"

Tyler: "If you want to dress the halfling up as a showgirl..."
Brian: "I have an extremely high Bluff skill. I can work those high heels."

Rick: "See, he's not evil. He didn't have a journal, he has a flow chart! He's totally legit!"

Tyler: "The door opens. Roll stealth."
Brian: "Thirty."
Jessie: "He looks like a bookshelf."

Tyler: "It's very high quality. It can get you drunk by just thinking about it."

Jessie: "It's cold."
Rick: "Do you want to wear a baby? Latest fashion accessory."

Tyler: "Those of you who are not wearing feet--"
Brian: "Oh god, it hurts!"