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Brian: "What, am I a four-foot O'Reilly? I'm a raging conservative halfling."

Jessie: "Are you a halfling of Erathis?"
Brian: "I'm a halfling of not pissing off the entire city."

Brian: "Stop trying to give away the makeout fish! Give it to me! That's my makeout fish!"

Tyler: "Ten percent of your profits from your book."
Brian: "No."
Tyler: "Eleven percent."
Rick: "Well, since the book's probably going to lose money, that's great!"

Rick: "We're in Petalan. You can't walk three steps without signing six contracts."

Tyler: "Most of the people with names that have tried to kill you are your party members."

Jessie: "Walk faster! Or we'll make you join our party!"
Tyler: "He jogs."

Rick: "Enjoy your butterfly, sucka!"

Rick: "Okay, this no longer reminds me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

Tyler: "The First Law of Magic: Hamsters."