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Rick: "My horse was your master last night."
Tyler: "So wrong. And yet, so wrong."

Jessie: "He spits out ten gold, that you don't care about. Because you're not playing next week."

Tyler: "Maybe you're writing on his chest. 'Ooh, that tickles!'"
Brian: "Access granted!"

Tyler: "What exactly are we ruining?"
Jessie: "My plans! Look at this cauldron, it's gonna be amazing!"
Brian: "I look at the cauldron."
Casey: "Is it gonna be amazing?"

Rick: "Bolt of Insight? 'You're not wearing pants!'"

Rick: "What's my alignment? Chaotic Curious?"

Tyler: "So he had an evil plan to invent butterscotch."
Rick: "That involved hellhounds."

Casey: "But wherever he is, he's naked. Because I've got his clothes."

Jessie: "I'm not an accessory!"
Tyler: "That's true; I tried equipping him in a slot and it didn't work."

Tyler: "Look what he does when he has money! He spends it on evil wizards!"