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Rick: "Tentacles make me mad! My ex-girlfriend was a tentacle!"
Jessie: "I can see why you broke up."
Tyler: "She dumped him."

Rick: "This is not the first time I've had to deal with crabs!"

Jessie: "You, um, punch [the crab] in the, uh, crab."

Jessie: "Well, he's a dwarf, so I suspect he's got plenty of gold, if you know what I'm saying."
Tyler: "He might come up a little short?"

Rick: "Just point me at the curse, and I will crush it."

Jessie: "They were on sale. It was 'Buy three, get two sages free.'"

Tyler: "What? These rats look strangely globular!"

Rick: "I knew this padded codpiece was a good idea!"

Rick: "'R' is for 'Suck it.'"

Jessie: "This is a skill challenge where you try to build the largest hallway possible."
Tyler: "Out of spaghetti and marshmallows."