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Tyler: "They all try to inhale. It smells like-- failure!"

Jessie: "I'm too scared to shift! I might fall on my ass. I shift."
Tyler: "Make an ass roll."

Jessie: "You do damage on a miss. How much damage do you do?"
Brian: "Seven."
Tyler: "They all die."
Brian: "That's right, bitch!"

Tyler: "The monster manual does not list the effects of eating every monster."

Jessie: "You can't cover a rail in cockatrices and expect me to follow it. Because I won't be able to see it. Because it's covered in dead cockatrices."

Rick: "Yeah, what level are you, anyway?"

Casey: "Are you epic?"
Tyler: "I have been called epic on occasion."

Casey: "'Sorenson's Sphere and You.'"
Rick: "'How Not to Get Too Close.'"

Rick: "Dire dustbunny."

Tyler: "It looks like he banged his head against the wall ten thousand times."