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Rick: "It works just as well as you imagine a halfling bull-rushing a minotaur."

Tyler: "You'll actually have a chance to stop him."
Brian: "With my face."
Rick: "With halfling-induced indigestion."

Tyler: "Oh, wait, these guys don't even have a breath weapon. Well, now he does."

Jessie: "Where did I put my halfling? What did I do with him?"

Tyler: "There are minions standing next to you, going, 'Excuse me, ma'am? Those are my trousers! What are you doing with them?"
Jessie: "They're mine now! I'm going to put them on my head and dance around. What do you think about that?"
Tyler: "Um, very good!"
Jessie: "I bet you wish you had pants now!"
Tyler: "Yes, miss!"
Jessie: "Surprise, motherfucker!"

Rick: "One way or another, the cheese is coming out."

Rick: "I think if we aren't going to go that way, we should light it on fire just to see what happens."

Tyler: "There's another river here."
Casey: "A river of oil?"
Tyler: "A river of river."

Tyler: "I'll mount my chicken if I want to."

Tyler: "Don't you love it when you're looking through the couch cushions and you find an extra orc?"