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Rick: "Here, throw my sack on top of it."
Amanda: "That's nasty."
Rick: "It's huge. It weighs about 200 pounds. It inspires fear in everyone who sees it."

Jessie: "Oh, my god, what the hell is that? Somebody, quick, do a nature check and tell me."

Rick: "Is that your staff?"
Tyler: "What's it to you?"
Rick: "It's a staff."

Tyler: "Where did you get that?"
Rick: "I don't know."

Casey: "I'm going to stop fucking with the statue."
Jessie: "We should have never started. It is very lonely on our travels."

Brian: "You can breathe underwater? You take point!!"

Tyler: "It's worthless to you!"
Jessie: "I think it's like 65 gold to us, so it's not totally worthless."

Rick: "You guys lead pretty sedentary lifestyles."
Tyler: "I'm a snail, what do you expect?"

Tyler: "I eat algae."
Jessie: "Did you know you can get a tax break for that?"

Tyler: "You are in an MC Escher dungeon."
Rick: "We've been in this room before, but on the ceiling."