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Tyler: "How are you going to attack me-- with that?"
Casey: "Now you have a massive erection."
Tyler: "I have turned you to stone."

Brian: "I'm not completely unpetrified."

Rick: "Today I hired a medusa. She's so hot."

Rick: "I'm an air elemental."
Jessie: "I thought you were water."
Rick: "That's my background, not my profession."

Casey: "I require a cow."
Brian: "I draw my sword and commit seppuku."

Brian: "Sounds like a job for us. We have more than one hit point."

Brian: "Loot?"
Tyler: "You have our eternal gratitude!"
Brian: "Loot?"

Brian: "Really? I thought it was rat penises."

Rick: "I have Endurance. I probably won't become a zombie."
Jessie: "If you do, I can smite you."
Rick: "No thanks."

Rick: "We were going to make the competition disappear. 'Settling out of court', I believe they call it."