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Jessie: "It's a makeout fish."
Tyler: "Usually when you make out, you have to come up for air, but not with our new fish!"

Tyler: "Billy the Bigmouth Bass takes on a whole new meaning."
Rick: "With new tongue!"

Rick: "They don't seem so sacred when they are trying to kill you."
Tyler: "I find that is often the case."

Tyler: "May your... stuff... always be ordered."
Jessie: "How did this guy become the high priest?"
Brian: "BLASPHEMY!!"

Brian: "Your cat cast Stinking Cloud."

Tyler: "I certify that there is no coercion or I will be killed."

Rick: "And then we will endeavor to... um... beat him up!"

Jessie: "Not everybody's as fat as America."
Brian: "We're the leaders in fatness!"

Brian: "Going commando in full plate."
Tyler: "It hurts so good."

Jessie: "I trust you. You are a talking skeleton. Well, you are not really talking, but still."