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Jessie: "Why was that guy gnawing on that other guy and now they're fighting together?"
Tyler: "He was hungry!"
Jessie: "Is it some weird consensual carnivorous relationship?"
Tyler: "Like they have in Germany?"

Tyler: "Oh, yeah, I remember, there's a hand on my ass!"

Jessie: "Beware of Guard Zombie"

Brian: "I don't know what this looks like, but my god comes out--"
Tyler: "Erathis? A bunch of parking citations."
Brian: "Eat beaurocracy!"

Brian: "I'm a paladin. I'm supposed to shield my party from nuclear blasts."
Rick: "You can do that, but you fall for every infomercial on TV."
Jessie: "Oxyclean?! I'll take 100!"
Brian: "Billy Mays!"
Amanda: "He's dead!"
Jessie: "But is he undead?"
Brian: "Billy Mays here! Brains..."

Jessie: "It's a rattlesnake! Wait, what's my nature?"

Brian: "We did not take any of your bones. We only seek to pass through your domain."
Rick: "And kill you."

Tyler: "Holy symbol of Erathis: Tax form!"
Jessie: "W2!"

Jessie: "We're good people. Even if some of us are neutral."
Tyler: "You're good people, if given sufficient provocation."

Jessie: "Dammit, he is so hard to read! He's transparent; you would think I could see right through him."