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Brian: "A sparkling tankard lowers from the heavens."
Rick: "Dwarven chainmail bikini."

Jessie: "What is going on? Vegetables? Ah! These are not vegetables!"
Rick: "What, you thought I found eggplant and that was why I was yelling?"

Casey: "Is there any ale here?"
Tyler: "There is the ghost of booze."

Tyler: "You have two options."
Brian: "Summarize them for us. We are simple-minded people."

Rick: "A dracolich walks into a bar. It gets no reaction."

Brian: "Does anyone have a climber's kit?"
Rick: "I have a tentacle."

Tyler: "Broccolich."

Tyler: "You guys spent the night in the Necropolis of Schisul."
Rick: "It's got good reviews on Yelp."

Brian: "Primordial? Is that like jive for D&D?"
Tyler: "No, that's elven."
Jessie: "No, elves are like hipsters. 'I only drink organic river water.'"

Tyler: "Nice alligator. I need some new shoes."
Amanda: "I was just thinking I needed an upgrade."
Tyler: "That was an intimidate check against the undead alligator."