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Tyler: "It's a crocodile."
Rick: "That's a funny-looking chicken."

Jessie: "Pchoom! Does anybody smell maple syrup?"

Rick: "Can only be used to attack people that are within two weeks of being forty years old."

Rick: "If you go with a flat world, there can be one place where they dug all the way through."

Brian: "A shadowy business cabal that has its tendrils all up in a bunch of nobles and stuff."
Rick: "Ew."

Jessie: "Ha, I can make a banana exist in the world."
Rick: "A strategic banana peel."

Brian: "No, I'm totally not a thief! I don't know what you're talking about, or what I'm rolling right now."

Brian: "She would be hired to go out there and beat the shit out of some earthworms."

Amanda: "What about anyone who sleeps in the tent gets a free continental breakfast?"

Rick: "Hot, sweaty minotaur action."