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Jessie: "I'd rather go fight with this powerful mage that keeps trying to hump everything. That worm gives me the heebie jeebies."

Tyler: "Oh, he's bloodied! You know what that means!"
Rick: "He recharges his hump attack?"
Tyler: "That's always charged!"

Tyler: "If you pay for this by the hour, it's suspicious."

Jessie: "My pudding makes everything better. Eat more pudding."

Tyler: "He looks -- not like your brother."

Casey: "It doesn't have hair."
Jessie: "It does if he puts a wig on it. 'I know I had this for a reason.'"

Tyler: "By a supreme effort of will, he ignores you."

Jessie: "I'm just kidding, I just wanted to quote Darth Vader."

Tyler: "I won't say pulled out, because you can't put a halberd away."

Rick: "Oh, that's the mimic pizza."