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Tyler: "I'm an engineer, it's supposed to be on fire!"

Jessie: "What kind of an engineer are you if you can't induce a failure?"

Tyler: "Let us negotiate: I stab you and you bleed."
Rick: "Deal."

Brian: "A bunch of nerds sit around a table. The GM draws a cylinder. Hilarity ensues."

Tyler: "My master has a task for you."
Rick: "Group hug?"

Rick: "As a half-elf I take half offense to this."

Tyler: "The only difference between stupidity and valor is whether it worked."

Brian: "The crickets of doom!"

Brian: "I'm not just jumping through this portal. I'm doing intricate acrobatics through the portal."

Tyler, after rolling a five: "Fourneen! That's not even a number. I think I'm tired."