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Jessie: "The kitten is very dangerous, but sand is more evil."

Jessie: "I have a lot of faith. 'A man who digs will find many lobsters.' So it says in the holy book."
Rick: "Lobsters live underground?"
Jessie: "I'm not quite sure. Lobsters might be a metaphor."

Casey: "Eldritch abomination, I choose you!"

Casey: "Why am I in the back? I'm stabby."

Jessie: "There's spiders up here. I dunno yet if they want to be my friends, or eat my head."
Tyler: "Can't it be both?"

Tyler: "You look in their beady little eyes, and you see-- your death."

Tyler: "He looks appraisingly at your gear. (Rolls 20)"
Brian: "I feel thoroughly checked out."

Brian: "Dry hand washing equals evil."

Jessie: "I turned gravity off. Hmm..."

Jessie: "I'm changing my alignment. I wanna be Waffle Good."