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Jessie: "I don't know if any of the cow minis look enough like whores for that to work."

Jessie: "Is that how your mage does it, too? 'Counterspell...?'"

Rick: "I kind of picture counterspell like when someone's trying to count and you shout out numbers. '26! 3! Wingardium leviosum!'"

Jessie: "Is it a plant?"
Tyler: "Eu... That's an interesting question."

Brian: "Who is Hugo and why do I have his business card?"

Jessie: "I move up to the fish dude."
Tyler: "Fish chick, thank you very much."
Jessie: "I didn't see her boobs from here."
Tyler: "She's a fish; she doesn't have boobs."
Brian: "This is D&D."

Rick: "'Are you threatening me?' 'No, just checking to see if I have something in my teeth.'"

Rick: "'Why are you moving him back?'"
Brian: "'I'm gonna shove him in the crack!'"
Rick: "I'm going to roll wisdom to see if I think this is a good idea. DC ten. (Rolls 6) 'That sounds like a great idea!'"

Jessie: "We gain 4 HP? Oh, like heal. 'I'll put these in my inventory.'"

Tyler: "But, no! You understood!"
Rick: "I understand you're an evil-- thing-- floating through space?"