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Tyler, singing in a growling voice: "The hills are alive-- with the sound of DEATH!"

Tyler: "You are insane for six rounds. I don't know how that's any different."

Brian: "Ah, friend kender! I welcome you to the fresh air that is-- not the inside of that foul beast!"
Jessie: "Been a while since you've played a paladin, huh?"

Rick: "I go up to him and say, 'I need to borrow this!' and grab it."
Brian: "Yay kenders!"

Rick: "'And then we can tackle him. And put this sack over him.' Wait, gotta make sure I have a sack."

Casey: "I'M SNEAKING!"
Rick: "Here, you wanna hold my kidnappin' sack?"

Jessie: "If you help us track down this gentleman, we'll whore out our kender to you."

Tyler: "You wouldn't like him when he's angry. Well, you wouldn't like him at all."

Brian: "Oh man, I can't wait till I get to land-- I'm gonna totally pee on that thing I wanted to pee on."

Jessie: "What, you think you were going to diplomacize this guy? Do you think that was going to work?"
Brian: "I was going to use GUILE."