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Amanda: "Can I shoot the log and make it explode?"
Tyler: "Do you have any abilities remotely like that?"
Amanda: "Can I point my finger and create a hellish flame?"
Tyler: "Then you'll have a flaming log."

Tyler: "Why would I need Demeter?"
Jessie: "Because your nose looks dumb."

Brian: "Come on, kender! Two and two: put 'em together!"

Casey: "A craving for darkness and bullshit."
Tyler: "I wanna go into politics!"

Rick: "Is that a new category for the Meyers-Briggs personality test? Beard?"

Tyler: "She's my niece. Once or twice removed."
Casey: "I don't think you can have a niece removed."
Tyler: "We've tried, but it didn't take."

Jessie, whispering: "She's got a quest. Maybe we shouldn't kill her."

Casey: "Unless he helps you, you're gonna clean his house?"

Casey: "I will prestidigitate the shit out of you!"

Brian: "'If someone asks you if you are a god, you say, yes!'"
Tyler: "But what if they ask if you're a lawyer?"
Brian: "I dunno. Ghostbusters never prepared me for that."