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Rick: "Suddenly, scales!"

Amanda: "Ants do have big asses."

Rick: "Is it a trustworthy ant?"
Jessie: "It's 50% more trustworthy than the last ant."

Rick: "Come on! You've got at least as many working legs as I do!"

Tyler: "He's half elf, half nothing."
Rick: "Half wraith."
Tyler: "Half ballooooon!"
Rick: "You didn't want to be there the night of conception."

Tyler: "Lelu wins."
Brian: "Flawless victory."

Tyler: "Ther is a font of darkness in the center."
Jessie: "What kind of font is it? Helvetica?"
Tyler: "Comic sans."

Tyler: "It's still sentient, but it's not going to be solving any Rubik's cubes anytime soon."

Brian: "That's too simulationist. This is fourth edition. You only get burritos if someone has a power that grants you burritos."
Jessie: "Or it could be fifth edition and you'd never get burritos at all."

Jessie: "It's kind of like the election. We went through all this bullshit and everything's the same again."