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Professor Potts: "One of you is probably responsible for my indigestion."

Professor Potts: "Acne, braces, too tall, too skinny -- you might as well just kill yourself."

Professor Potts: "Einstein was never able to read minds, as far as we know..."

Professor Potts: "They get married... and they breed little mathematical genius basketball players."

Professor Potts: "It's been a long time since I've talked in ancient Greek."

Professor Potts: "Not necessarily the good guy. He was just the asshole you supported."

Professor Potts: "Einstein would have been lost without his brain."

Professor Chamberlain: "It would help if you cared. Good point."

Professor Chamberlain: "Curse you, ancient library!"

Student: "Look at Truman Capote -- he's in people's heads. That should be illegal."