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Tyler: "Bah. I no write program. I be... a dancer!"

Actor 1: "Is that why you're calling me Miss Piggy? Because I snort? Or because my ass looks fat in that pants suit?"
Actor 2: "Your choice."

Grant: "Half of one, six dozen of the other."

Dad: "Hi, is this the gas station? Can I get a smog chest?"

Grant: "He interpreted it as a lack of energy. It was a lack of oxygen."

Professor Fauconnier: "Double-edged coin"

Professor Fauconnier: "These machines have emotions, you know, that's the Rodney Brooks discovery."

Professor Fauconnier: "What would be very very useful, which means it's obligatory -- the homework police will be calling your house."

Professor Fauconnier: "This is a university with classrooms and teachers and projectors that don't work..."

Professor Fauconnier: "Ideas are talked about as people -- people who live, die, are resurrected..."