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Professor Fauconnier: "Let's go back to our... whatever it is..."

Professor Fauconnier: "Opera is the sex of poor people."

Professor Fauconnier: "The science fiction scenario of ubiquity, where you can be in more than two places at once."

Student: "I'm gonna figure this out if it kills everyone else."

Tyler: "[Abstruse] is like abstract, only more like strudel."

Tyler: "I mean, I go to Blizzard and I say, I wanna program computer games. And they say, what games do you play? And I say, uhhh... Solitaire?"

Jessie: "What? I'm Asian? How did that happen?"

Casey: "I've taken voice lessons. I know how to breathe. I just don't."

Professor Potts: "It was especially brutish and short for the brutish and short children."

Professor Potts: "German, I've found, is much easier to pronounce if you've just had a beer."