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Professor Potts: "What's the moral of Jack and Jill? Watch your feet when you're near a well?"

Professor Potts: "Snow White -- picking up after 7 guys -- that has to be like living in a fraternity house."

Professor Potts: "The average 7-year-old girl would say, 'That's a load of crap!'"

Professor Potts: "This was the Harry Potter of its time."

Professor Potts: "Bright, bigger than life, southern California technicolor."

Professor Potts: "He wants to love, he wants to feel things, he wants to chop off the heads of predatory animals."

Professor Potts: "If you were willing to lie, cheat, and steal, you will succeed! If that isn't the view of capitalism, I don't know what is!"

Professor Potts: "You have to assume that the average IQ in Oz is below 90."

Professor Potts: "The year I spent living in Ohio, every time we had a tornado warning, it scared the Hell out of me. I mean, I'd seen The Wizard of Oz! I knew what could happen!"

Professor Potts: "This is like the fairy godmother coming to Cinderella and saying, 'Okay, you can go to the ball, but what are you going to do for me?'"