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Professor Sereno: "[A peacock is a] Small edible bird with very large target"

Professor Sereno: "[Chimpanzees] have the psychology of a four-year-old, but are four times stronger than Arnold Schwarzenegger."

Professor Sereno: "There's some sort of California monkeys that are like, 'Whatever.'"

Professor Sereno: "What's a fractured vertebrae between friends?"

Professor Sereno: "[Ancient Homo Sapiens were] 50-pound marathon runners eating granola."

Professor Sereno: "The little babies are sitting around and thinking, 'Mmmm... nuts.'"

Professor Sereno: "Can you imagine bell-bottoms persisting for a million years?"

Professor Sereno: "The closeness to humans in evolution is correlated with insanity of theory."

Professor Sereno: "After about 20 minutes, the gazelle just keels over from heat exhaustion, and [ancient Homo Sapiens would] bonk it on the head."

Professor Sereno: "Okay. So part 2 of what we're not talking about."