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Casey: "It was, too! It was like, 'How am I going to do that? Dammit, I have to obey the laws of physics!!'"

Casey: "German or Russian. Some place with too many consonants."

Tyler: "That goes in your book."

"It's a sunny day. So anytime you think it's shady, just go, 'Damn, it's fucking blue sky and I'm in San Diego.'"

"It's a bomb-ass experience. Makes you a happy person."

Jessie: "First grade, I was a squirrel. Life was good."

Tyler: "There's plenty of water where I come from. Earth."

Tyler: "Oh yeah, I have the good spoon."
Casey: "What good spoon? The one over here?"
Tyler: "The one that isn't a fork."

"He could like buy Argentina and still have money!"

Uncle Jack: "Some people have a forehead, I have a 5-head!"