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Professor Chamberlain: "Say that again? I was laughing at my own joke."

Professor Chamberlain: "[The Oxford English Dictionary] is fun to curl up with on a rainy day."
Student: "I curled up with 'C.'"

Professor Chamberlain correcting a student: "Dang! They don't prefer 'punishment'. They're not masochists."

TA Stephen Cope: "Replace all of your nouns with verbs."

TA Stephen Cope on dreams: "This is like, you're alone and your eyes are closed, and these strange things happen -- and you believe them!"

Mom: "It'll be just like Brian's room, only not as smelly."

Mom: "God, chocolate cake and milk are like peanut butter and jelly."
Jessie: "Oh yeah? Well, ice cream and water are like Abbot and Costello!"

"They hated her. They hated her like the plague."

Tyler: "Damnit! Tell me where your ass will be so I can be somewhere else!"

Tyler: "'Please do not push, kick, or abuse fence.' You know, I never loved you. I wish you were adopted."