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Professor Granger: "Halloween is tomorrow. Today. Tomorrow. When is it?"

Professor Granger: "Is this sixth week, or seventh, or fourth, or fifth?"

Professor Granger: "If I'm not mistaken, I think you can buy these from [TA] Stephen Cope. I don't know why."

Professor Granger: "It's the same as, like, working out, I guess. Not that I would know."

Professor Granger: "[The TA]'s got a stack of those -- I don't know when those are coming back to you -- I don't know when he's coming back to us."

Professor Granger: "This particular one-time-only dog right here in front of us."

Professor Granger: "It's in the East -- Stephen, you're from the East, do you know?"
Stephen Cope, TA: "I'm from the North."
Professor Granger: "The Northeast. Where are you from?"
Stephen Cope, TA: "San Francisco."

Professor Granger: "This thing says, 'Warning, this is not a seat.' Did any of you think it was a seat?"

Professor Granger: "I looked it up once -- but you know? -- the mind is forgetful."

TA Stephen Cope: "The number in attendance is dwindling... as, slowly, the abuse starts sinking in."