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TA Stephen Cope: "If you wrote any of the works we read, we'd like your paper."

TA Stephen Cope: "Why am I sitting here talking and you're looking at me? I don't have anything to say."

TA Stephen Cope: "Have you ever been to a bar where everyone knows your name? It's very uncomfortable. If everyone at a bar knows your name, you're probably an alcoholic."

TA Stephen Cope: "You don't need a class to conduct an interview. You can just go conduct the damn interview."

TA Stephen Cope: "Bewilderment leads to good writing."

TA Stephen Cope: "I love this class. I adore it. Each and every one of you I adore."

TA Stephen Cope: "I can call my cat stupid, but if anyone else calls my cat stupid -- (puts fists up)"

Professor Granger: "I want... your ear to please your mind."

Professor Granger: "You have the feeling of a Royal Flush -- it's beautiful. Why do we even have the other cards?"

Wombat: "My bike is doing something damn bizarre. The pedals turn, but the wheels don't."
Julie: "Transmission problem."
Ryan: "Are you certain you're pedaling forward?"
Wombat: "I'll have to check."