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Orion, singing: Camouflaged, like a camouflaged cookie...

Arthur, playing with a car: I have a gun! Double pew!

Orion: What are these on the ground?
Casey: Flower petals.
Orion: Why are they called 'sour petals'?

Arthur's former classmate: He was in my class when I was four. Now I'm five.
Casey: Arthur's five too, now.
Arthur's former classmate, baffled: How?!

Arthur: The biggest thing in the world is the earth.

Casey: Thank you.
Arthur: Pinocchio.
Casey: 'Pinocchio'?
Arthur: Instead of saying 'you're welcome' I said one of the Christmas reindeer.

Orion drops the waffle piece from his fork.
Jen: Honey, stick your fork into the waffle. Remember?
Orion: I don't want to hurt it!

Orion, singing: "Every baby gets a timeout. Every baby doesn't listen."
Arthur: "That's not true!"

Arthur, to Orion: You look happy, because I'm doing all the hard work.

Arthur: "Santa Baby"? Santa's not a baby!