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Bill: "I'm not gonna try to steal from the fuckin' fish."

Orion: I still love you! I love that! I love your cursor! I love your keyboard!

Orion: Turn on this light.
Tyler: No.
Orion: Because what?
Tyler: Because no!
Orion: Because YOU!

Orion: I want on your lap, Daddy. I want on that lap over there. Why d'you have two... legs?
Tyler: Because it's harder to walk with one.

Orion, to Casey: It turns out you're my sister.

Orion: My name in Spanish is (unintelligible).
Casey: No, your name in Spanish is Orion.
Orion: No, the company that made me said that's my name in Spanish.
Casey: You weren't made by a company!
Orion: Well where was I when you were gonna pick me?
Casey: I didn't pick you, I gave birth to you! You were inside me!
Orion: Was anybody else with me when I was inside you?

Arthur: I'm dresseder than anybody!

Casey: Orion, get that out of your mouth, and put it back on the wall.

Orion: When I'm five, I'm going to call my name Arthur. Because I want to start with A. Because it's my favorite letter. When I'm six, I'm going to change my name to Mommy. When I'm seven, I'm going to change my name to Daddy.

Arthur: I have a bit of a massive cough.