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Sam: "Your character has an existential crisis. You take 53 damage."

Orion to Casey: Why do you have shaky bellies?
Casey: Because we're fat.
Orion: No, when your shirt is off.
Casey: Oh, those are my breasts.

Orion, in the middle of the night: There's no one in my bed that says, "Roll over," but I did fall on the floor.

Jessie: "I'm gonna give this paper and pencil to Steve, and he's gonna make notes. Because he's a super genius undead."
Tyler: "You look at the notes afterward, and they just say, 'RAAR'".

Sam: "Don't worry, we're trained professionals. Or, semi-trained, quasi-professionals."

Tyler: "I clap."
Brian: "You can't clap! You're a cow!"

Sean: "Yeah, I can pray to the semi-friendly goddess of death."

Orion: I think there was an invisible song.
Arthur: Every song is invisible!

Bill: "I feel personally attacked."
Casey: "That's because I'm personally attacking you."
Bill: "The iguana is giving me shit."

Bill: "More important, that's *3* bracers. Check his colon, there should be a fourth."