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Arthur: Dad, why do I have to do this EVERY DAY?
Tyler: It'd be nice if you did it every day. It'd be like having a Roomba that was whiny.

Orion, in the school office: In here, I feel like a cupcake. Outside, I feel like a cloud.

Casey to Jen about Orion: He doesn't know he's hurting you.
Jen: He doesn't have a clue.
Orion: I have a clue!

Arthur: Augh! Rice, again?! I'm not even an expert at cleaning up rice!

Arthur, to Orion: Do you want... Johnny Appleseed? He's the person who goes around and gives people apple seeds. (pause) He died.

Arthur, to Casey: I don't know your phone number. I've been not knowing it for years.

Tyler: I want you to count to twenty.
Orion: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, twenty.
Tyler: Close. The number after nine is ten.
Orion: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, twenty.

Arthur: Do you want to read the longest book in the world?
Orion: No.

Tyler: Orion, get dressed! It is not polite to run around yelling, 'Look at my penis!'

Orion: That chocolate bar tickled me. I think it was gonna activate.