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Casey: Is Arthur scary?
Orion: No, he's not on the ceiling.

Tyler watching Blade: I keep thinking, why are they playing the Blade soundtrack?

Orion looking at Arthur's fake diploma: What's that?
Arthur: Paper.
Orion: Why you have that [graduation] hat?
Arthur: Because everybody else does.

Casey to Arthur: If Orion said you should hit yourself in the face, would you do that?
Arthur: (Hits himself in the face.)

Tyler, looking at drawing: Flowers?
Arthur: Uh huh. That's a tulip, and that's a funny-looking tulip.

Arthur: Do you know how apples get to the grocery store?
Jen: How?
Arthur: It's a long story that I don't remember.

Tyler: How much longer do you want to play?
Orion: This morning.

Arthur: I'm not biting you; I'm tickling you with my teeth.

Arthur, yelling from the playroom: Because he's on the phone AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR ANY SOUND!!

Tyler: If they have usability studies, I will-- I will buy a hat and then eat it.