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Tyler playing Rimworld: Oh, come on. You guys are the crappiest werewolves ever.

Orion: Mama, are you talking to Grandma?
Casey: Yes.
Orion: It's super annoying.

Arthur, about clothes that are too small: We could keep them until we have a baby. Me and Orion.
Casey: You and Orion are going to have a baby?
Arthur: Maybe. When we get old enough to take care of it.

Orion: I not have socks and pants on. Just feet and toes and legs.

Wil: "You have a two-week waiting list to own an interesting item."

Tyler: You rolled a 15. You found something interesting, but I don't know what it is.

Matt: "We didn't stop to ask whether we should."
Tyler: "Why would we?"

Tyler: You open the door, and on the other side there is--
Matt: Crabs!
Garland: Crab claws for everyone!

Wil: "Who are you?"
Tyler: "You're gonna make me look up my name..."
Matt: "My name is McDonald and I am old. I am a farmer."

Casey: "I'm a detective, not a biologist."
Wil: "Then detect what the machine does!"