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Orion, age 3: I love poop. And boogers. And food.
Orion: Don't tie your backpack! That will break it! Arthur: No, my backpack's made of solid things.
Orion: Arthur's mom's gotta wake him. Casey (actually Arthur's mom): Who's Arthur's mom? Orion: Um, uh, Daddy.
Orion: Ow! Ow! Ow! Mom: What happened? Orion: I dunno.
Arthur: That's short. But I want my tablet to be like a half a pound away from here.
Casey: Grandpa Ray's going to take care of you. Arthur: I hope I behave!
Orion: What's that? Casey: Sandpaper. Orion: What's that? Casey: Another piece of sandpaper. Orion, enthusiastically: Yeah! You right!
Tyler: Get in your chair. Orion: I not hungry. Tyler: Okay, then go brush your teeth. Orion: I hungry now!
Tyler: What's the biggest city you've ever visited? Arthur: Mike and Alexa's house!
Arthur: I want to go to Grandma Jen and Grandpa Ray's house. Tyler: Arthur, when you reject people, it can make them feel bad. And it's in your best interest to make them want to give you ice cream. The best thing is to say, 'Yay! I'm going to Kate's house!' Arthur: Yay! I'm going to Grandma Jen and Grandpa Ray's house!