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Brian: "Ducks! Yeah, ducks! It's the future! I'm gonna go to Neverwinter and raise ducks!"
Jessie: "Am I gonna get called into D&D HR over this?"
Casey: "Oh, is she undead?"
Brian: "Yes, but I don't want to concern you."
Rick: "I'm sure I can turn the conversation in our favor."
Rick: I sharpen my warhammers.
Casey: I sharpen my claws.
Jessie: I sharpen my mind.
Brian: You come down for a glass of water in the middle of the night, and Trraki's on the table, swimming in fish.
Tyler: There's a fish up front with two legs, singing.
Brian: "You can't sleep in a tavern, or they'll throw you out."
Tyler: "They can try."
Brian: "Maybe Klarg and Grol are wrong about you guys. I'm gonna go save orphans or something."

Arthur: 91% for you. 91% nice.

Arthur: Where do you keep your money?
Casey: In my purse. And my bank account.
Arthur: Show me your bank account.

Casey: "Wow, I'm impressed."
Orion: "You not impressed. You Mommy."