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Arthur: "What the fully heck of the universe?"

Orion: "You not monster. You cutie pie Mommy."

Casey: "Hire a database administrator."
Tyler: "Hire an intern! Give them a copy of PHP for Dummies and tell them to fix the database. They're gonna be like, 'What?' And you'll be like, 'Not my problem!'"

Orion, plaintively from under his door when he should be napping: "Where's my twenty dollars?"

Orion: "You have penis?"
Jen: "I don't have a penis."
Orion: "You have robot?"

Arthur: "Yeah we have a dead cat!"
Casey: "Where?"
Arthur: "You can't see it because it died."

Orion to Casey: "You not Mommy! You Scott! You Kate's mouth on Scott's head!"

Arthur: "It's very taller.... When I turn around, it's like a pound and a half higher than this."

Arthur, upset: "Orion was making it difficult to be a snail!"

Orion: "More candy."
Arthur: "No. Do you want to have a terrible stomach... ache last night?"
Orion: "Yes."