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Jessie: "She's wearing pants. Probably."

Jessie: "Maybe he's an urban turtle."

Arthur: "Hammer my head."
Jack: "No."

Jack: "Hey, that's not healthy!"
Arthur: "I'm not eating it!"

Amanda: "Are the horses rotting?"
Brian: "They've been there for about a day."
Amanda: "So we can make leather armor out of them."
Rick: "You should've been the barbarian."

Casey: "Don't lick the window shade."

Lady: "How old are you?"
Arthur: "Four."
Lady: "When is your birthday?"
Arthur: "When I turn five."

Arthur: "You can't love me to pieces! You love me a little bit! Because you can't love me when you're died!"

Arthur: "I made a 'C' out of my M&Ms."
Casey: "What's the 'C' for?"
Arthur: "It's a letter of the alphabet."

Tyler: "It's like the world's most tasteless meatloaf."