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Rick: "If there was a world record for rolling eyes, I would try to break it."
Jessie: "Too bad you're wearing that helmet."
Tyler: Could we tie the longsword to a stick?
Brian: Uh, I mean, you could. But I don't think it would have the desired effect.
Brian: "I'm not dead."
Rick: "If you were, our necromancer can raise you. In a couple levels."
Jessie: "I'm distracting him with my screams."
Rick: "With your profuse bleeding."
Tyler: People who wear leather armor naked are wearing it for fun.
Rick: "The smelly corpses in there are seducing you."
Tyler: Yeah, I'm resistant to bullshit.
Brian: "I'm gonna turn your shell into a swimming pool for my children."
Tyler, playing a tortle: "That actually sounds pretty cool, but I'm using it now."
Jessie: "Gotta have your basement aboleth."
Jessie: "Well, he speaks Duck fluently, but everybody does, because it's Forgotten Realms."