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| Rick: "If there was a world record for rolling eyes, I would try to break it." Jessie: "Too bad you're wearing that helmet." |
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| Tyler: Could we tie the longsword to a stick? Brian: Uh, I mean, you could. But I don't think it would have the desired effect. |
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| Brian: "I'm not dead." Rick: "If you were, our necromancer can raise you. In a couple levels." |
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| Jessie: "I'm distracting him with my screams." Rick: "With your profuse bleeding." |
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| Tyler: People who wear leather armor naked are wearing it for fun. | |
| Rick: "The smelly corpses in there are seducing you." | |
| Tyler: Yeah, I'm resistant to bullshit. | |
| Brian: "I'm gonna turn your shell into a swimming pool for my children." Tyler, playing a tortle: "That actually sounds pretty cool, but I'm using it now." |
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| Jessie: "Gotta have your basement aboleth." | |
| Jessie: "Well, he speaks Duck fluently, but everybody does, because it's Forgotten Realms." |