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Tyler: He investigated it. The door itself is not trapped.
Wil: "The door frame, however..."

Matt: "My little turtle friend runs up behind you and gives you a little kiss."
Steve: "What the fuck is this thing?"

Tyler: Are you going to kill him? Or subdue him with your explosive arrow?

Steve: "Note to self: take the Izzet with you on the Izzet contraption."

Steve: "That's the first time I've inadvertently murdered someone."
Wil: "We manslaughtered him. Please."

Tyler: Well, your flight is uneventful.

Steve: "If you miss the vein, I am punching you in the face."

Arthur: My truck is the biggest truck. I mean, the mediumest truck.

Arthur: Race cars can go really fast. And sometimes their wheel gets caught on fire. And then they get a new wheel, and that wheel gets caught on fire, too!

Orion, on Casey's arm: Knock knock! You're a door!