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Professor Genadi, after going over the syllabus a second time: Yes? Any questions? Are we still friends?

Professor Genadi: If you lost your files, there is nothing else to do. I don't have it, you don't have it, the President doesn't have it, probably.

Professor Genadi: What if I cannot play that well, which I can't?

Professor Genadi: Can you imagine doing everything with live instruments? It's impossible. You will bankrupt yourself, your parents, and this country.

Professor Genadi: And then it's week 16. And you'll graduate, and get married, buy a house...

Professor Genadi: My English goes south around 9pm.

Orion: I ate a bug.
Arthur: Oh! You're a frog!

Arthur: I want to cut Orion's feet off!

Tyler: Orion, on a scale of 1 to 10, how crazy? 10?
Orion: No, I 3!

Orion: I not tasty! I just Orion!