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Orion, singing: Santa Baby, burn down the ship tonight!

Arthur: I'm so deep, I can drain myself.

Orion: My Honda car is dreaming. It's dreaming about music.

Arthur: It's raining a thousand degrees out there!

Orion: "This song is about I miss you and I'm burned."

Mike: I took 6 classes on irrigation design.
Tyler: And then you bought a house with a fake lawn. "I'm done with this stuff!"

Mike to Arthur: Chew with your mouth closed. You're not a cow.
Casey: Are you sure?
Mike: I dunno, we could try to milk him.
Tyler: You have to get him pregnant first! You went to cow school.

Tyler to Arthur: Your mouth is full of knives.

Orion, having counted perfectly thus far: 18, 19, 27!

Orion, singing in the bathroom: I love the sand timer, and that's what it's called, the sand timer. My tongue is orange. My body's brown and my legs are brown.