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Tyler: Somebody had excellent taste in centipedes.

Tyler, regarding mandatory classes at work: I can't tell the difference between paranoia and legislation.

Casey: "I'm going to have to ask you to come quietly."
Tyler: "We're bards! We don't do anything quietly!"

Sam: He's been adventuring with us and nobody's noticed he's a tiefling.
Tyler: 'I thought the horns were a hat!'

Brian: Lose an experience point. I'm not the DM, but lose one anyway.

Sean: What do you mean? Of course freedom's free! Otherwise they'd call it 'costom'!

Orion: I can't sleep because bees are real.

Brian: "Rapier right in the... nose... hole? Nose socket?"

Orion: Mommy, whenever someone is making your pagina or penis dirty and you kill him, they might kill you!

Tyler: "This is a really long prayer. Galaunt, you need to find a more attentive god."